MY ideal ROYAL WEDDING:
#1 : EVERYTHING IS UNDERWATER
(they get married by lesbian mermaid nondenominational pastors)
#2 All the children (and midgets) are to be painted GOLD
#3 Clam chowder (ironic cuz it’s underwater – get it)
#4 The redhead one wears a speedo
#5 Mermen jump out the cake and with an explosion of fireworks that form the shape of narwhals.
The college friends of Kate and Wills get hammered the night before the wedding. They go to the reception and tell off color stories about Wills during the toast and smoke joints openly. They are put in jail by the Queen and she also throws Elton JOHN IN WITH THEM. THEY FIND CHRISTIAN BALLARD IN JAIL FOR THE SAME RAP AND THEY ALL END UP SINGING CANDLE IN THE WIND WHILE ELTON PASSES GAS.
William and Kate ride in on elephants to 2 miles an hour by ludacris. Norm mcdonald is the guest pastor. Here comes the bride is played by a mariachi Band. Harry gets drunk and pisses himself honeymoon in Branson missouri
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MY ideal ROYAL WEDDING:
#1 : EVERYTHING IS UNDERWATER
(they get married by lesbian mermaid nondenominational pastors)
#2 All the children (and midgets) are to be painted GOLD
#3 Clam chowder (ironic cuz it’s underwater – get it)
#4 The redhead one wears a speedo
#5 Mermen jump out the cake and with an explosion of fireworks that form the shape of narwhals.
#1
Hell yes, Anna revival.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I love this song. They rise to you, you blow them down. Let me see you stand your ground. Hey Henry.
awesome
AHAHA YES – BOBBY TRENDY ! !
HAHAHAH he was higher than she was
the draft is on a thursday? what????
come on MN
planting the wrong plants for your growing zone
james’ mom would have rocked that quiz
<3 love you Chris. From, you favorite in-law (past and present)
and future (most importantly)
presumably
Bring Justin back!! Wedding dance is actually a reunion show for the spice girls
Yeah bring me back! Solow needs to stick to his guns and not sing
THEY ARE SCARY AND THEY ARE A CRAZY BAND.
The college friends of Kate and Wills get hammered the night before the wedding. They go to the reception and tell off color stories about Wills during the toast and smoke joints openly. They are put in jail by the Queen and she also throws Elton JOHN IN WITH THEM. THEY FIND CHRISTIAN BALLARD IN JAIL FOR THE SAME RAP AND THEY ALL END UP SINGING CANDLE IN THE WIND WHILE ELTON PASSES GAS.
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William and Kate ride in on elephants to 2 miles an hour by ludacris. Norm mcdonald is the guest pastor. Here comes the bride is played by a mariachi Band. Harry gets drunk and pisses himself honeymoon in Branson missouri
I am sorry about the last one
The bridal party dances down the aisle at the church and they make a You
Tube Video while the Queen is on Twitter during the ceremony
Robbed