Barry Bonds was convicted! Convicted! Of ONE count of OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE! Whooooooooo Hooooooooo.
Wait? What? A mistrial on all 3 counts of perjury? He won’t serve ANY jailtime? Hmmmmmm…… Yeah. This was kinda a big waste, wasn’t it? Yeah yeah, I know, you have to go after people for perjury or everyone will lie. But what about people that CLEARLY lied, and then are NOT convicted when they tell you to stick it?
Oh well. Time to make the donuts.
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Sorry I can’t listen to the show. I downed 8oz and am out for the count. Mandy – I think you are pretty. H
I love HENRY <3
titanic – a giant Octopus and some Mermaids would have showed up in a Speed boat with a sweet ass Hood ornament and created some monster waves….
#winning
Hey ya’ll if I cud change a movee ending it would be Glory staring Mathew Brodrik and Denzil Warshington so that the South would win the Sivil War!
hahahahahha me like!
My favorite movie, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory starring University of Iowa graduate, Gene Wilder, which ended with sweet Charlie and his Grandpa should be changed to Veruka winning the Chocolate factory and sending Willie Wonka to jail for child abuse
love it!
yeah, this is solid. Nice job, Cindy.
I like this one too.
I’m stumped. I keep thinking Dirty Dancing. I think I’d have Patrick Swayze show up at the Rec Hall, deliver the money line “No one puts baby in the corner”. Then, the dad stands up and punches him out. After that, a very West Side Story battle breaks out between the staff and the guests. I mean, this, in no way, better….just different and what my brain keeps going back to.
I’d also end the first Lord of the Rings with a meteor hitting Middle Earth and everything/one dying so there wouldn’t be two more movies.
hahahhaahahaa
>:(
the internet feed may have gone down!!!
It’s just the Decemberists album. Not you guys for awhile now.
still here
the internet feed working?
yep
I would take the movie, Sound of Music and have the Baroness and Christopher Plummer get married and make the children go get jobs and work for a living as saloon singers . They would make people cry in their beers when they sing, Adelweiss…..Bless my homeland forever
yes!!
i diedddddd
Hahahaha. Go Kelly…LOTR would be much more interesting that way
Short and to the point.
Hey Henry, can you hear me?
Let me see those eyes
This distance between us
Can seem of mountain size
But boy, youre gonna stand your ground
They rise to you, you blow them down.
Let me see you stand your ground
They rise to you, you blow them down.
read it to the tune of Oh Danny Boy!! it makes it so much better
Though I’m sure they’d just work the plot backwards somehow to even stretch that out.
You’re right. Not sure why I bought my husband the full collection for his birthday.
I love LOTR
Agreed. Kelly was right to buy those. Right.
James I would change the ending of Bourne Ultimatum and have Jason Bourne( Matt Damon) die in the end. I know it does not go with the book but I think it would have been a great ending. Also now that they may never make the next Bourne movie it would have been a satisfying ending
James thanks for putting me on the show and giving me shit I love it glade things are going well from you this is your old caribou coffee guy back in the days up in Minneapolis great show man
The Wizard of Oz ends with Dorothy and the Tin Man taking the horse of a different color and riding back to Oz….cause who would want to live in Kansas and Auntie Em seemed mean and crabby
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the dinosaurs become canivorous and eat each other in The Land Before
Time