Show 18: 11/03/09

Back.  Baby’s got it, and it’s in black.   Feels good.   You guys weren’t too harsh on the subs were you?  It looks like to pretty much abandoned them for the last show.  Alas.  You’re nothing if not fiercely loyal.

 

And no, I was not on the flight where the pilots fell asleep.  Seriously?  You BOTH fell asleep?  Where’s the buddy system in that?  One of those two knows that he was the one that was going to keep first watch and wake up the other guy when it was his turn to sleep.  Somebody broke the code.

 

Time to make the donuts.

Show 17c: 10/27/09

Hot Sub Show 2!  Lang and Crosby continue to own The Now.  I hope that when I return, my show isn’t replaced by a bag of magic beans (credit to Chris for that one).   And so help me God, if I return and Wilco is number 1 again, I’m going to break something.

Time to make the donuts, Sub Style numero dos.

Show 17b: 10/20/09

Well, I’m not going to call it show 18 unless I do it, so deal.  Consider this Hot Sub Show 1.  The lovely ladies Ms. Crosby and Ms. Lang will be taking over, giving you the top 5, and probably saying a bunch of stuff that would likely cause me to have a heart attack if I heard it being said on my show.  Next thing you know, teachers will be getting raises and more vacations.

Time to make the Donuts, sub style.

Show 17: 10/12/09

You know, some days just seem right.  I think this largely has to do with the fact that we beat Michigan.  Beating Michigan always seems right.

How is it that we own Penn State, yet victories against Michigan are less likely than finding gold in your cat’s litterbox?

Time to make the donuts!

Show 16: 10/06/09

Shhh….. Twin’s are in the tiebreaker.  This is gonna be close.  Show starts at 8…… ish…

By the way, 20 day weight loss challenge total = ZERO!  Yaaaaay.  What a bunch of crap.  I ran 4 times, played a game of hockey, cut anything fun out of my diet and lost a grand total of 0 pounds.

And I just saw an ad for avacados.  Seriously.  Who’s funding that?

Time to make the donuts.  I miss donuts.

Show 15: 9/29/09

Ah, fall.  And nothing brings fall around like the beating down of Penn State.  What’s with those guys anyways?  7 of 8 years we’ve stomped them?  That’s ridiculous.

And the weather.  I’m totally down with this cold spell.  Makes me want to light a campfire right in my backyard.  Makes me want to drink Sam Adams Oktoberfest.  Makes me want to tailgate with long underwear on.  Don’t these things sound awesome?  Yes.  Yes they do.

Oh yeah…… 20 day Weight Loss Challenge!  Vacation pending!

Time to make the donuts.

Show 14: 9/22/09

The president is on tv as much as Jay Leno and college football combined.  Is there something wrong with the president going on Letterman?  I’m not sure.  It just seems… weird.  Can you imagine Letterman interviewing Reagan while he was in office?  I guess.  Needless to say, I’m conflicted.

By the way, if any of you have not experience HDTV, you seriously need to get your act together.  I’m not an elitist, I’m just telling you that you are a crazy person if you haven’t at least looked into this, if you have the means.  It’s like putting on glasses for the first time.  I resisted getting a cell phone, and then I got one and my life changed forever, but not necessarily for the better.  I resisted HDTV, then finally got it, and I’m a better person now.  Seriously.  I’m like Tim Tebow.

Time to make the donuts.

Show 13: 9/15/09

I should have known this would be show 13.  Sigh.  This better be therapeutic.

These donuts won’t make themselves if I just go home.

September 8th show hijacked!

Unfortunately, due to a scheduling issue with a live Prairie Lights reading, we will be forgoing our September 8th show.  In full disclosure, I didn’t fight this too hard due to my fantasy football league having our live draft Tuesday night.  Soooo……  yeah….   Enjoy the reading!  See you next week.

Show 12: 9/1/09

I’ll bet Brent Musberger is the greatest grandfather of all time.  I mean, don’t you just want to sit next him in a comfy chair and let him tell you about some great college player in 1914?

And what’s up with franchise restaurants with cross country ski’s on the wall?  It seems like if you look hard enough in an Applebee’s, you’ll find a pair of 30-year-old cross country ski’s.   Is someone out there manufacturing all this crap?

Time to make the donuts.