Show 21: 12/1/09

A couple things to start here, folks.

1: My wife doesn’t really drink milk.  Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a bowl of cereal in a house where there is rarely milk?  And it’s not like I’m always craving cereal.   It’s just, when a man wants some honey nut cheerio’s, there’s not much you can do you calm him down when he gets it in a bowl and there’s no milk.

2: Why do the people in Stormchasers (that show where they chase tornado’s) constantly want to “put down the probe” and get all this scientific information about the storm.  It’s a tornado.  This is not nuclear fission.  It’s caused by different air systems at different temperatures colliding.  And the result is a big spinning tornado.  That’s about it.  It’s either big, or really big.  And what possible information can we get from the tornado itself on the ground level.  What is that probe even doing?  Don’t you think we’ve pretty much missed the boat if we’re trying to get scientific information right in the middle of this thing?  Isn’t the information we’re looking for…. say…. how to predict these things and where they’re going to go?  Don’t you think that driving around in a minivan/tank, trying to put a “probe” down is kinda idiotic?

Man,   And I haven’t even gotten to Steven Seagal and his new reality show where he is ACTUALLY a deputy sheriff.  Somebody’s taxes are paying for this clown to play overacting-cops and robbers.

Holy cow.  I’m all worked up.

Time to make the donuts.

Show 20: 11/17/09

Welcome to the donut shop.  For some reason, people have been having difficulty posting.  You don’t need to make an account.  Just post.  There is a way.  I’m not an IT guy here, you can figure this out.  I’m just telling you that you don’t need an account.  Just put your name down and post.  You can do it.

 

Anyways, show 20.  Isn’t that some sort of milestone?  I want to say that 25 is a bigger milestone, but that makes no sense.  Why is 25 a milestone?  Because when you multiply it by 4, you get 100?  What’s up with that.

 

Time to make the donuts.

Show 19: 11/10/09

I can’t entirely tell if this is awesome or pathetic.  I’m at KRUI, in a back office, cramming down Chinese food.  I just bought a video game on the first day it was released (I had it pre-ordered).  I’m cutting out newspapers, getting ready for my radio show that I do for free.

 

I’m 30.

 

Something about this is either awesome or pathetic.

 

Time to make the donuts.

Show 18: 11/03/09

Back.  Baby’s got it, and it’s in black.   Feels good.   You guys weren’t too harsh on the subs were you?  It looks like to pretty much abandoned them for the last show.  Alas.  You’re nothing if not fiercely loyal.

 

And no, I was not on the flight where the pilots fell asleep.  Seriously?  You BOTH fell asleep?  Where’s the buddy system in that?  One of those two knows that he was the one that was going to keep first watch and wake up the other guy when it was his turn to sleep.  Somebody broke the code.

 

Time to make the donuts.

Show 17c: 10/27/09

Hot Sub Show 2!  Lang and Crosby continue to own The Now.  I hope that when I return, my show isn’t replaced by a bag of magic beans (credit to Chris for that one).   And so help me God, if I return and Wilco is number 1 again, I’m going to break something.

Time to make the donuts, Sub Style numero dos.

Show 17b: 10/20/09

Well, I’m not going to call it show 18 unless I do it, so deal.  Consider this Hot Sub Show 1.  The lovely ladies Ms. Crosby and Ms. Lang will be taking over, giving you the top 5, and probably saying a bunch of stuff that would likely cause me to have a heart attack if I heard it being said on my show.  Next thing you know, teachers will be getting raises and more vacations.

Time to make the Donuts, sub style.

Show 17: 10/12/09

You know, some days just seem right.  I think this largely has to do with the fact that we beat Michigan.  Beating Michigan always seems right.

How is it that we own Penn State, yet victories against Michigan are less likely than finding gold in your cat’s litterbox?

Time to make the donuts!

Show 16: 10/06/09

Shhh….. Twin’s are in the tiebreaker.  This is gonna be close.  Show starts at 8…… ish…

By the way, 20 day weight loss challenge total = ZERO!  Yaaaaay.  What a bunch of crap.  I ran 4 times, played a game of hockey, cut anything fun out of my diet and lost a grand total of 0 pounds.

And I just saw an ad for avacados.  Seriously.  Who’s funding that?

Time to make the donuts.  I miss donuts.

Show 15: 9/29/09

Ah, fall.  And nothing brings fall around like the beating down of Penn State.  What’s with those guys anyways?  7 of 8 years we’ve stomped them?  That’s ridiculous.

And the weather.  I’m totally down with this cold spell.  Makes me want to light a campfire right in my backyard.  Makes me want to drink Sam Adams Oktoberfest.  Makes me want to tailgate with long underwear on.  Don’t these things sound awesome?  Yes.  Yes they do.

Oh yeah…… 20 day Weight Loss Challenge!  Vacation pending!

Time to make the donuts.

Show 14: 9/22/09

The president is on tv as much as Jay Leno and college football combined.  Is there something wrong with the president going on Letterman?  I’m not sure.  It just seems… weird.  Can you imagine Letterman interviewing Reagan while he was in office?  I guess.  Needless to say, I’m conflicted.

By the way, if any of you have not experience HDTV, you seriously need to get your act together.  I’m not an elitist, I’m just telling you that you are a crazy person if you haven’t at least looked into this, if you have the means.  It’s like putting on glasses for the first time.  I resisted getting a cell phone, and then I got one and my life changed forever, but not necessarily for the better.  I resisted HDTV, then finally got it, and I’m a better person now.  Seriously.  I’m like Tim Tebow.

Time to make the donuts.